so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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