I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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