My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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