butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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