Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
