the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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