My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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