Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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