I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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