the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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