wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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