Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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