Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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