I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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