I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
one two three fourrrrnication!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Small penises have feelings too.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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