'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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