nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
