hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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