she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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