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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls

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  I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!

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• (268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

  she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?

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  Yup.

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  Yup.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't want my vagina anymore.

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