Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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