I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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