i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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