ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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