Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
North Korea, Best Korea!
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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