We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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