The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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