Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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