Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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