You surviving the open bar?
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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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