i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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