This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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