Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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