Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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