How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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