drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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