do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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