I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i drank out of a bidet.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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