honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
