I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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