hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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