were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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