just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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