I don't think brook has ever known best
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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