john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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