He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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