i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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