I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize