I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He has the fingertips of a God
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