turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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