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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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