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(312): View more from Illinois

Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.

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(813): View more from Florida

Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?

(203): View more from Connecticut

everyone's regretting their thursdays.

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(404): View more from Georgia

my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.

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(970): View more from Colorado

she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener

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(406): View more from Montana

130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(512): View more from Texas

Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday

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