You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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