come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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