Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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