Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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