CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize