It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I need you to use more vowels.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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