found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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