How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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