when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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