the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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